This is why we can't have nice things.
So it totally still counts as Wednesday, especially if you take into account time zones, which you totally should. Those people out west have to wait so much longer to get to the end of the day! Poor people. Anyway, I did decide that I would talk about why TV and movie adaptations of books never work. So here we go. Or something. I will have a LOT of examples here. Some of these are stories and movies I've seen all the way through, and some are either book series I have not finished, TV shows I couldn't sit through for more than an episode or two, or the Avatar the Last Airbender movie, which I watched fifteen minutes of before quitting. I also have not seen the new TMNT movie because I have STANDARDS and a childhood I actually enjoyed and don't want to ruin. Let me set the stage for you. It was June 4th, 2004. Ten...years ago. Geez. Anyway, it was lined up to be a great night for me. I got the opportunity to sit in the pit of a performance of Les Miserables becaus...